[Duckimus Maxmimus]

Yes it's true, I'm a duck.

I am also the animal welfare officer in our upcoming guild made of pure awesome.
(Pure awesome, a new element on the periodic table it's a heavy element.)
Below is our website, and because we're made of pure awesome, the website is too. At this moment in time I can only send you a mere screenshot, as we prepare the internet for the, hold it, awesome contained within the website. The internet would otherwise buckle under the stress.





Once it is up we will have people hammer it for bug/load testing, and we'll make a post about it asking for your help.
It's a custom build done by Raizar who is a pretty brilliant dude. As you can see we're still very much in the building, and testing phase.
We expect to be done with it late January, but will shift this date if needed.
Some of the things Raizar did was write a forum system from scratch, in three days. (This guy is a wizard.)

So yeah apart from all that we're like really in to Blade and Soul, and can't wait to have it in our grubby claws so we can be all awesome in it.

But let's be honest I'm being pretty arrogant here, and y'all barely know me. I hope that'll change in the future though as our guild becomes a valuable part of this community.

This post has been edited by Duckimus Maxmimus: Dec 02, 2012 - 6:29 PM

[Napsys]

I like you.

always wondered why I felt so heavy.. now i know its cause of the material im made of =o

whats the guild's name? i see EF at your info, what it stand for?

nice forum there too!

[Duckimus Maxmimus]

Napsys, on Dec 02, 2012 - 6:43 PM, said:

I like you.

always wondered why I felt so heavy.. now i know its cause of the material im made of =o

whats the guild's name? i see EF at your info, what it stand for?

nice forum there too!

I'm happy you like me, and also that you like the website, but happier that you like me.
Speaking of the forum, below this bit of text is a screenshot of that. As before, still very much in development!
We agreed that we're not disclosing the guild name as it's a pretty popular one, and we want to be be able to change it if it's taken.
Hence you see the place holder 'GUILD EU' on the website instead of whatever EF may stand for.

[Surgam]

Welcome. If you are what you say you are, then answer me this. If a duck quacks, does it echo?

[Duckimus Maxmimus]

Yes, sounds produce waves that bounce off objects, which can create an echo. If you can hear a quack, you can hear the echo too.

[Kitsune]

Hiya, Duck. I'm a fox. Nice to eat yo--I MEAN nice to meet you.
...I promise, I won't eat you. ;0

Anyway, welcome and good luck with your guild.

[Duckimus Maxmimus]

Thanks for the wishing of luck.

On the topic of eating me, you can't fly, I can, therefore I win.

It's simple logic such as the example above that shows the superiority of ducks as a species above all else.

[Nekuraba]

Hello Duck I have a question as well.

Whats duck sauce made of?

[Duckimus Maxmimus]

It's awesomesauce, made from pure awesome that ducks store in a special organ near their reproductive organs.

[Nekuraba]

now THATS one legit answer, thanks duck ;O

[Duckimus Maxmimus]

Always ready to help answering duck related questions!

[Lyndis]

Greetings

[Soultaker]

welcome duck. You wouldnt by any chance be related to or friends with Howard the Duck would you? He's amazing.

[Duckimus Maxmimus]

Howard hit a bad stretch with meth abuse. We don't usually talk about him.

[Soultaker]

I wouldnt vlame him after what he went through

[Duckimus Maxmimus]

Yeah, we have to think of the children.

[LilLyn17]

Hi Duck , welcome to the Dojo!
Finally some news about an EU guild! i'll surely take a look ( if i'll be able to take all that awesomess of course)
Enjoy your stay here

[Duckimus Maxmimus]

Well I have been part of this group since the start, and we've been through three games together. You don't take the awesome in, you become it.
We have the idea that a single player (except for me) can't be awesome but the guild interactions, bonds, and experiences create that gooey stuff that's inside of you. That gooey stuff that everybody has, and sometimes when you think of really really happy things it overflows and you can share it with people.

Well South Park references aside, with good leadership, and patience anyone can become a valuable member of a group. We want to have fun, so we try to keep a good amount of humour in it too. You won't see me go apeshit on someone for wiping the group a few times. And if I do Raizar will give me a reality check, and I will return that favour when Raizar loses patience. We're not a democracy though but we won't decide things nilly willy, and will be transparent in what we do, and why.

Members are always welcome to offer counter arguments though, we'll always listen to well founded ideas, and arguments.

This post has been edited by Duckimus Maxmimus: Dec 09, 2012 - 8:53 AM

[Exodus]

quack quack welcome yo!